Friday, February 27, 2009

From our Agency, a bit of humor during the wait.

You Might Be Adopting From China If...... 

You know that I-600 & I-171 aren't highways....
You've been expecting a baby for over 3 years....
You understand that it's 2006 in some parts of the world....
You've "paid for" 3 citizenships, but never brought anyone into the U.S....
You know that waiting for China has nothing to do with Dillard’s or dishes..
Your home study is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4)...
You never know how many days next month will have...
You know that babies come in batches...
You've been fingerprinted four times, but never committed a crime...
You automatically assume everyone who is expecting is having a girl...
You own new clothing in 3 little sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don't know when or how big)...
You look twice when you see a lady bug...
You're more interested in what will happen in March 2006 than in March 2009...
You know people who understand when you talk about 2 day months & 5 day months...
Your due date hasn't changed by days, but by years...
You know who the Rumor Queen is ... AND ... you don't know who she is...
You know that forecast doesn't have anything to do with the weather...
You've waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed...
Trying to understand why they're printing you again, you study your own fingerprints and wonder

if fingerprints grow wrinkles...
When you speak of "that time of month" you're talking about CCAA updates & referrals...

4 comments:

Jodi said...

That is too cute and unfortunately so true!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL Heather!!! This is both true and funny and a teensy bit bittersweet...

Tinaka Anderson said...

Praying that this is the week you cross the next hurdle to bring Calli home.

Tina and the crew
www.youbelong.net/throughtherainbow

Jodi said...

Hey Heather,
Couldn't find your email -
what is the SID information you found that you mentioned on Amy2's blog?
computer/phone conference?
My 10 year old is SID! Any advice is good advice! :)

soccermom@tx.rr.com