Thursday, March 05, 2009

Funniest Spam ever

Try reading this aloud with a straight face (it came in a spam email)

For example, the wheelbarrow behind the avocado pit indicates that the flatulent cloud formation gives secret financial aid to an industrial complex. If a dreamlike maelstrom usually gives a pink slip to the overpriced bowling ball, then some pig pen beyond a power drill trembles. Some mating ritual hibernates, or a shabby tornado recognizes a cocker spaniel. Most people believe that a dolphin around a microscope gives secret financial aid to the barely bohemian maelstrom, but they need to remember how lazily the mastadon meditates. For example, a fire hydrant defined by a tornado indicates that the tabloid of the turkey almost avoids contact with a polygon.

1 comment:

RamblingMother said...

Ha Ha. so love the blog look! Acer is a doll. Love the cloak idea!